But DOG Unisex t-shirt

I would like to be very clear: I did not tell my human to ignore the laundry.

I did not suggest the dishes could wait. I did not personally recommend abandoning the vacuum, the errands, the inbox, or whatever “productive adult thing” they were supposedly about to do.

I simply existed nearby with my very persuasive face.

This soft, lightweight unisex tee is for the humans who had every intention of getting things done… until the dog became the better plan. With the right amount of stretch, a comfortable everyday fit, and bold vintage-style artwork, this shirt tells the truth in the only way that matters:

The chores were real.
The intentions were honest.
But Dog.

Made from combed and ring-spun cotton, with heather colors containing polyester, it’s comfortable enough for dog walks, lazy weekends, coffee runs, rescue days, and pretending you were absolutely about to fold that laundry.

Product Details:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors contain polyester
Soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Unisex fit

Note: Lighter colors may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting.

Wild Heart feeling: for the human who knows responsibility is important, but so is sitting on the floor because the dog looked at them.